Don't Bother

"Don't Bother"


She's got the kind of look that defies gravity

She's the greatest cook

And she's fat free


She's been to private school

And she speaks perfect French

She's got the perfect friends

Oh isn't she cool


She practices Tai Chi

She'd never lose her nerve

She's more than you deserve

She's just far better than me


Hey hey


So don't bother

I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry


And don't bother

I'll be fine

But she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don't bother, be unkind


I'm sure she doesn't know

How to touch you like I would

I beat her at that one good

Don't you think so?


She's almost 6 feet tall

She must think I'm a flea

I'm really a cat you see

And it's not my last life at all


Hey hey


So don't bother

I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry


Don't bother

I'll be fine

But she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don't bother, be unkind


For you, I'd give up all I own

And move to a communist country

If you came with me, of course

And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you

And lose those pounds, and learn about football

If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't


So don't bother,

I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry


And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type

Promise you won't ever see me cry


So don't bother,

I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry


And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type

Promise you won't ever see me cry